Symptoms Include Becoming A fat drunken brown troll who's fingers are as big as D battery and enjoys raping little black emo boys named leon in the back shadows of a pub
dude see that drunk brown guy making the grunting noises with the little black emo boy in his arms dude i think he is going to molest him o god what is he doing with that D battery i think he has Chanta FANTA Syndrome
by MR.DR Leon Wilson August 25, 2011
Get the Chanta FANTA Syndrome mug.The delusion that editing images, design works, creating designs, or creating digital paintings and illustrations is a simple task that only takes a few minutes or with the push of the button.
This delusion is brought on by a combination of the inclusion of computer software and hardware into art and design worlds, as well has having minimal-to-zero understanding of the technical processes required to achieve the desired results.
This delusion is brought on by a combination of the inclusion of computer software and hardware into art and design worlds, as well has having minimal-to-zero understanding of the technical processes required to achieve the desired results.
Pam: I need you to make it look like I'm sitting next to Chewbacca on a roller coaster! That shouldn't take you long, right?
Tim: Actually it'll take me at least a few hours...
Pam: What do you mean!? It should only take you a few minutes! Aren't you going to just Photoshop it!?
Tim: Pam, you have what we call "Magic-Button Syndrome"...
Tim: Actually it'll take me at least a few hours...
Pam: What do you mean!? It should only take you a few minutes! Aren't you going to just Photoshop it!?
Tim: Pam, you have what we call "Magic-Button Syndrome"...
by CombatByDesign December 16, 2021
Get the Magic-Button Syndrome mug.A problem affecting people with genuine illness when their colleagues don't believe that they are actually ill.
Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).
Results in frustration for the sick person.
Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.
Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).
Results in frustration for the sick person.
Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.
by Dave December 9, 2004
Get the Disco Day Syndrome mug.A term used to describe a mentality a minority of New Zealand citizens suffer from, (often National voters and the antivax), in which they blame their day to day problems on the Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Usually problems that have no relation to Ardern’s actions or personal views.
They also frequently spout their opinion that she runs the worst government ever, despite the fact that the economy is in good shape, unemployment and child poverty is down, minimum wages were boosted above inflation, and healthcare continues to receive more funding than ever before. - While previous governments had all the same perceived failures without any of these successes.
Those that suffer from Ardern Derangement Syndrome may be seen at public stores turning over copies of Woman’s Weekly and books featuring Jacinda Ardern. Or met at a limited number of family gatherings where a single individual will spend the entire day talking about how bad Jacinda is, that they ruin the day for everyone around them by spouting political nonsense rather than enjoying time with family.
They also frequently spout their opinion that she runs the worst government ever, despite the fact that the economy is in good shape, unemployment and child poverty is down, minimum wages were boosted above inflation, and healthcare continues to receive more funding than ever before. - While previous governments had all the same perceived failures without any of these successes.
Those that suffer from Ardern Derangement Syndrome may be seen at public stores turning over copies of Woman’s Weekly and books featuring Jacinda Ardern. Or met at a limited number of family gatherings where a single individual will spend the entire day talking about how bad Jacinda is, that they ruin the day for everyone around them by spouting political nonsense rather than enjoying time with family.
Jane: Awful weather we’re having today, isn’t it?
Carl: It’s all Cindy Ardern’s fault! She’s using a weather controlling machine to personally ruin our day, my day specifically. Worst government ever!
David: Jane, don’t bother talking to Carl, he has Ardern Derangement Syndrome and cannot be helped. Everything will revert back to Jacinda. He told me it was personally the Prime Minister’s fault his neighbour's dog shat on his lawn too.
Carl: It’s all Cindy Ardern’s fault! She’s using a weather controlling machine to personally ruin our day, my day specifically. Worst government ever!
David: Jane, don’t bother talking to Carl, he has Ardern Derangement Syndrome and cannot be helped. Everything will revert back to Jacinda. He told me it was personally the Prime Minister’s fault his neighbour's dog shat on his lawn too.
by MikeHosking January 14, 2023
Get the Ardern Derangement Syndrome mug.The tendency for successful, perfectionist women to go after “bad boys”, either as a form of rebellion, self-sabotage, or because they see it as a personal challenge to pull out the “glimmer of good” that they invision within said boy. Such is seen in Gossip Girl between the characters Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass.
Girl: Gee, Hannah, why do I like this boy even though he's mean and horrible and I actually kind of hate him?
Me: You have Blair Waldorf Syndrome! Sucks for you.
Me: You have Blair Waldorf Syndrome! Sucks for you.
by hannahbellss November 28, 2010
Get the Blair Waldorf Syndrome mug.When a man gives hints, requests, orders, or complains for women in his home and work life to dress like a secretary, such as Jenna Fischers character on hit TV Show "The Office". The reason for this is for the man to find it attractive yet he is merely a voyeur and it rarely leads to sex.
In some cases it can lead to break ups, seperations, and divorces in home life situations where a wife a girlfriend will continuely not comply with the mans request. In a work environment, it can also lead to sexual harrassment.
In some cases it can lead to break ups, seperations, and divorces in home life situations where a wife a girlfriend will continuely not comply with the mans request. In a work environment, it can also lead to sexual harrassment.
My boss at work has made it mandatory that all women in the office dress professionally requiring a professional secretary type clothing. We think he has Jenna Fischer Syndrome as I know he is obsessed with "The Office" and has a picture of her on his wall. This ain't the Micheal Scott Paper Company ya know!
by The Jax April 26, 2009
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With such a pretty face that girl could be super hot if it wasn't for her pretty face syndrome.
Damn shame shes got PFS, she could be so hot.
Picked up a good looking girl last night, but when I got her naked turned out she had a serious case of pretty face syndrome :(
Damn shame shes got PFS, she could be so hot.
Picked up a good looking girl last night, but when I got her naked turned out she had a serious case of pretty face syndrome :(
by HunkeyMonkey February 15, 2010
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