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second-night syndrome

sometimes known as SNS. occurs when actors or tech crew in a play get cocky over their opening night performances and slack off on the second night, resulting in a horrible show.
Director: What happened tonight? This show was horrible!
Actor: Sorry, Mr Jones. We got second-night syndrome.
by anthony pazo April 27, 2007
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Floating Liver Syndrome

A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.
"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.
by TheDragonReborn January 1, 2011
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super-mom syndrome

Super-mom Syndrome is a mom noticeably amazing to and for her kids; Supermom's can be (MILFS) but not a requirement; They can also be soccer-mom's or so bad-ass that you assume they are one. She knows when to show up, shut up, lead & follow/support.
"damn, she got super-mom syndrome right there, getting all those happy-assed kids into that SUV while looking like she's on cat-walking on the runway and shit"!
by FondaManChild December 5, 2016
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abrams derangement syndrome

The medical term to describe the acute onset of paranoia and psychosis regarding director/producer/screenwriter/composer/actor J.J. Abrams. Symptoms include hyperbolic statements with the fixation of lens flares and shakey camera angles. Abrams Derangement Syndrome typically affects nerds and geeks with selective amnesia who seem to forget that the Star Wars prequels were garbage, and so was Star Trek: Nemesis and Star Trek: Enterprise. But for some reason, J.J. Abrams is worse than George Lucas, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga combined.
Person 1: "I took my girlfriend to see Star Trek Into Darkness. We thought that was a great movie!"

Person 2: "JJ Abrams is the worst thing to happen to Star Trek! There were lens flares everywhere and he absolutely ruins the franchise! God, I can't even imagine what he'll do to Star Wars!"

Person 1: "I think you should smoke a bowl, dude. You're suffering from serious Abrams Derangement Syndrome."
by T-Rocknrolla September 14, 2013
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Blair Waldorf Syndrome

The tendency for successful, perfectionist women to go after “bad boys”, either as a form of rebellion, self-sabotage, or because they see it as a personal challenge to pull out the “glimmer of good” that they invision within said boy. Such is seen in Gossip Girl between the characters Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass.
Girl: Gee, Hannah, why do I like this boy even though he's mean and horrible and I actually kind of hate him?
Me: You have Blair Waldorf Syndrome! Sucks for you.
by hannahbellss November 28, 2010
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Jenna Fischer Syndrome

When a man gives hints, requests, orders, or complains for women in his home and work life to dress like a secretary, such as Jenna Fischers character on hit TV Show "The Office". The reason for this is for the man to find it attractive yet he is merely a voyeur and it rarely leads to sex.

In some cases it can lead to break ups, seperations, and divorces in home life situations where a wife a girlfriend will continuely not comply with the mans request. In a work environment, it can also lead to sexual harrassment.
My boss at work has made it mandatory that all women in the office dress professionally requiring a professional secretary type clothing. We think he has Jenna Fischer Syndrome as I know he is obsessed with "The Office" and has a picture of her on his wall. This ain't the Micheal Scott Paper Company ya know!
by The Jax April 26, 2009
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pretty face syndrome

A condition where girls with a naturally pretty face, put no effort into their body and generally end up fat and out of shape. The opposite of Butterface.
With such a pretty face that girl could be super hot if it wasn't for her pretty face syndrome.

Damn shame shes got PFS, she could be so hot.

Picked up a good looking girl last night, but when I got her naked turned out she had a serious case of pretty face syndrome :(
by HunkeyMonkey February 15, 2010
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