Road nut

Materbating while driving or standing stationary on the side of the road in your car.

Ary had to road nut on the highway after having eaten some pho!

by Kbnrba November 14, 2021

Bootyhole nuts

An instance in which one's nutsack smells like bootyhole ; usually resulting after missionary sex because your nutsack smacks her bootyhole while your having intercourse.

I gotta take a shower real quick , I'm dealing with some serious bootyhole nuts after I smashed this thot in the motel.

by Yung94life May 11, 2019

Garzunkel-nut

Rounded piece of fecal matter formed on a hair in the anal area.

Stuck like a Garzunkel-nut.

by Poppie January 18, 2019

slug-nut

When a slug cums all over your blunt/joint.

That slug-nut ruined my fuckin blunt bruh.

by slug-nut conisurer May 20, 2021

swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

no nut year

if yall bitches failed no nut every year, then well well well i made up "no nut year: (don't fail bro)
is like put every ohio meme in to a bowl and put dark memes and things that make people feel pain and also NNN and you prob get "no nut year" am gonna bet your gonna ask what the hell is no nut year, is fucking like YOU CAN NOT NUT FOR A YEAR- basically that (am gonna bet nobody is gonna see this lolz but no nut year will be alive one day >:))
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NNJ :)

friend: i fucking failed NNN AND NND
me: then don't fail NNY
friend: oh fuck WTH IS THAT-
me: no nut year :)
friend: NO FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THE PERSON WHO MADE NO NUT YEAR
me: :) balls in yo jaw

by sussy baka boi December 2, 2022

No Nut Year

So basically you can not nut for a whole year straight, but it is in chronological order. The year must be even, as it will start every time it is even. If the year odd for example (2023 to 2025), then you shall not be able to do it in order. YOU MUST COMPLETE THIS EVERY YEAR. The challenge will only end when it is pass new years and when it hits the odd year. (December 31, 2022 to Janurary 1st, 2023)

"Aw man, not again. Why oh why! Not No Nut Year!"

by Founder of No-Nut-Year May 16, 2023