wakey jack

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.

John: Dude, I feel so alive!

Larry: Why are you so cheerful...

John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!

by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014

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Jack

Is the sexiest guy you could meet. He has a massive , giant penis and would be the best in bed , and having a good time. He will make a Jackass out of you for sure.He has girls dropping left and right for him. He is known as the penetrate god and you'd be lucky to be in a bed with this guy defo.

Jack -- Oh that jack has a huge cock its nice.

by Gary Morcroft January 12, 2018

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jack hammerette

When a beautiful girl steals your heart

Meesh is doing a really good job of being a jack hammerette with jack hammer

by jack hammer101 November 26, 2010

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jack

an ugly attention craving stupid human being.

konner was being such a jack yesterday.

by mike 0xl0ng February 21, 2022

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Jack butter

Jack butter the Nutter. Is a butterfly and likes the colour of butter. Likes stockings filled with butter so that he can use it to whack other butterflies

Jack butter the buster roams the earth searching for the butter coloured tea

by Eliteperkele January 3, 2022

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