A new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

New Zealand

Noun
Baby Australia (is there even a Zealand?)

Friend 1:I live in New Zealand.
Friend 2: Literally fucking dies

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

New York Cigarette

A term used to describe the act of oral sex of a male in public, typically in a dark alleyway or behind the nearest dumpster. The term is often used by American tourists in foreign countries.

Random person: 'hey could I steal a cigarette?'

American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'

by YabbaDabbaDooToo January 21, 2018

bad news browns

diarrhea

i have a case of the bad news browns.

by lifedeathandbeyond July 4, 2016

New Jersey

A state that has managed a reputation of being bad-but really isn't. It has beautiful scenery in southern and north-western parts. It's more than the smoke stacks and utilitarian New Jersey, New Yorkers see across the Hudson.

New Jersey-I hope you're happy you moved to Florida. It's 22 degrees in Trenton right now.

by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022

New Orleans Car Wash

Sex act in which a pre-op male to female transexual pees in the partners butt.

I can't believe George only paid 15 bucks for a New Orleans Car Wash.

by CSG Spender November 3, 2023

Painted trim in the new bedroom

The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom

by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022