queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.

"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"

queef thief by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016

Queef cam 

Usually when a human being/ object of choice takes a video of a queef in action. Videos could be taken either in slow motion, or normal speed. Filters are usually added to these bundles of joy.

"Oh my lord do you see that?! That man is taking a queef cam of the two adults doing the honkey tonk! Good golley how I love queef cams.They are my fetish. I must go now."

Queef cam by Piercethedank_memes June 25, 2016

Queef Nuzzler 

A person who doesn't just enjoy queefs, but absolutely lives for the touch, taste, scent, and sound of a good, hearty quaiff. As is tradition.

Good God, Logan, I always suspected you were such a queef nuzzler

Queef Nuzzler by katzau July 3, 2016

Queeeeee

Mom, I'm gay.

"Queeeeee" screamed Timmy as his mother loeaded the gun.

Queeeeee by TheVourer November 28, 2016

Queef sweat

When your girl queefs so much that her cat starts sweating and smells like fish.

"Why did she queef sweat herself? no oh my god"

Queef sweat by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017

queeezy 

A well known and surprisingly skilled player. You gonna meet him raiding bases in King of Thieves game.

He usually raids without orbs and spreads free shields to the players.

Free shields by Queeezy

queeezy by Sobsob January 26, 2017

Queeb 

Noun; A small smelly rodent like dog preferably in the dachshund family

"Ewh, dad. Your stinky dog is such a queeb. Better put it down."

Queeb by SquanchinOvaHere February 14, 2017