Get off my TV

A phrase yelled, in disgust, at the asinine bullshit bleating out of the fucking television.

Fags from nationwide ad: "Nation wide is on your side"
you: "Get off my TV"

by King Chicken March 30, 2012

off da yuzzle bubb

Noun Simiular to gettin crunk but if you get crunk this defenition infenitally means gettin crunk off of smirnoff.

It's off da yuzzle bubb!

by Hotbizzie April 25, 2003

Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.

I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.

by the people's champion 1993 March 9, 2013

Crunk off the chain

When something is so awesome, it is not just crunk nor is it simply off the chain. It then becomes, crunk off the chain.

Dude, at that party last nite, I found 500 bucks and I got Megan Fox's number!! It was totally crunk off the chain!

by The original HSM May 28, 2010

Hit it off the lip

The giving of oral sex.

Guy: Did you have sex with her?
Friend: No, she only hit it off the lip.

by Criss Rooster barn June 20, 2011

off da heezie

A variation (different way of saying)of off the chain. This term can also be associated with "fo sheezie my neezie" hence the term off the heezie. I guess everyone just figured "Off the chain" and "Fo' sho my nigga" were getting pretty old so people decided they had to update it a little. ya know make it ryhme, sound a little better.

Mike: "Yo I hit up the cub last night, fine hoes all up in that bitch"
Mike's Friend: "Word son? We hittin that shit up again tonight"
Mike: "Fo sheezie my neezie, it's finna be off da heezie"

by Brandy November 19, 2004

racism off the chart

a sentence to describe high lvl of racism

some random guy: Slavery should be legal. black doesnt even get their right. i harassed 10 black kid because they have no right
random guy 2: thats racism off the chart. u are not my friend anymore.

by MetallicTophatAlex January 7, 2021