fat can

A big £5 exhaust tip from Halfords. Usually used by ALL chavs.

"Tom's Corsa has a fat can on it. He's clearly a chav."

by Jackie Chan73829 June 10, 2018

Fat Fuck

Jayden Tanner Le

“I want KFC” said Jayden. “You’re such a fat fuck” replied Jess.

by jtmeow April 28, 2020

Fat Burrito

An excessively large penis, usually attached to someone of hispanic heritage.

Jake lusted after Josés huge, fat burrito.

by Fuck Sally. June 10, 2018

Fat Trump

Ann uncircumcised penis that is as round as it is long

Go suck a fat trump..

by Speedy.ceviche February 25, 2025

Fat Fuck

The Amazon listing for a Eric Cartman plush.

Mom can I get the fat Fuck plush please?

by Yuepoo20 February 7, 2023

Fat Koi

An expression of admiration or enthusiasm for a person, thing or action.

James: “Bintangs and a midnight swim?”
David: “That sounds SO FAT KOI BRO!”

by boysandkois March 22, 2024

Fat

Someone who is really really massive and overweight and ginormously wide. You feel the earth shake when they walk or sneeze. Their clothes are always too tight. If you go out to eat with them you have to pick a restaurant with a big menu because they’ll order 1 of everything. They have so many fat rolls. They barely fit into size xxx7. It’s dangerous to ride elevators with these people because they are way over the weight limit, they risk breaking the elevator with just their own body weight. When they get in a pool the water overflows because of how massive they are.

My cousin Leah is really fat.

by Leahissofat May 19, 2024