The idea that many women have that if they're pretty/smart/sexy/wonderful enough, they can change any man to become whatever they feel is "better". The concept of changing a bad boy into a good one simply due to the "love of his woman". (Note: Magical Vaginas do not exist outside of bodice rippers, chick flicks, and romance novels)
Why is Sandra still with her abusive drug dealer boyfriend? She totally has Magical Vagina Syndrome.
by meanameana February 14, 2015
Get the Magical Vagina Syndrome mug.Sudden, repetitive feline movements or sounds that some people make, seemingly without being aware of it that don't interfere with their lives, but others may look at them as if they are weird.
_____ has Kitty Tourette Syndrome because he/she will be sitting there and all of a sudden start (meowing, purring, cuddling, or swatting at things) like a kitten
by mjollnir59 February 22, 2015
Get the Kitty Tourette Syndrome mug.Super-mom Syndrome is a mom noticeably amazing to and for her kids; Supermom's can be (MILFS) but not a requirement; They can also be soccer-mom's or so bad-ass that you assume they are one. She knows when to show up, shut up, lead & follow/support.
"damn, she got super-mom syndrome right there, getting all those happy-assed kids into that SUV while looking like she's on cat-walking on the runway and shit"!
by FondaManChild December 5, 2016
Get the super-mom syndrome mug.After watching an epic movie or TV series, or playing an epic video game, the feeling of depression or dissatisfaction with one's real life in comparison to the awesomeness of what one saw/lived on screen, i.e. "my life can never be that awesome oh god." Epic, in this case, meaning circumstances that lead the protagonist to save the world or live life in a way that nobody could remotely approach in reality.
Usually lasts 1-5 days after the conclusion of said epic movie/series/game.
Usually lasts 1-5 days after the conclusion of said epic movie/series/game.
"How fucking amazing would it be if I could get really ripped and fight crime like Batman....oh god damn it, it's basically impossible. I'm going to spend the next 30 years in a cubicle trying to get the office that's slightly bigger than a cubicle. My life is so fucking boring and background and I'll never realize my dreams. I have such a severe case of epic movie syndrome that I might as well kill myself."
by Superking October 4, 2012
Get the epic movie syndrome mug.Back-break syndrome is when a girl ridiculously poses for a photo, putting her hand on her hip, sticking her ass out as far as possible, and bending her spine backward. Sometimes this pose accompanies a peace sign or duck face.
by fox33312 July 7, 2012
Get the back-break syndrome mug.The medical term to describe the acute onset of paranoia and psychosis regarding director/producer/screenwriter/composer/actor J.J. Abrams. Symptoms include hyperbolic statements with the fixation of lens flares and shakey camera angles. Abrams Derangement Syndrome typically affects nerds and geeks with selective amnesia who seem to forget that the Star Wars prequels were garbage, and so was Star Trek: Nemesis and Star Trek: Enterprise. But for some reason, J.J. Abrams is worse than George Lucas, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga combined.
Person 1: "I took my girlfriend to see Star Trek Into Darkness. We thought that was a great movie!"
Person 2: "JJ Abrams is the worst thing to happen to Star Trek! There were lens flares everywhere and he absolutely ruins the franchise! God, I can't even imagine what he'll do to Star Wars!"
Person 1: "I think you should smoke a bowl, dude. You're suffering from serious Abrams Derangement Syndrome."
Person 2: "JJ Abrams is the worst thing to happen to Star Trek! There were lens flares everywhere and he absolutely ruins the franchise! God, I can't even imagine what he'll do to Star Wars!"
Person 1: "I think you should smoke a bowl, dude. You're suffering from serious Abrams Derangement Syndrome."
by T-Rocknrolla September 14, 2013
Get the abrams derangement syndrome mug.the amazing transformation that comes over someone that works in law enforcement/securtiy. It occurs simultaneously with the donning of the uniform. The wearer instantly feels invincible and develops a "Im Superior" attitude.
Suzie-- honey your sooo nice to me, buying me all those flowers for my birthday.
Jeremiah--awww honey, your welcome
(gets dressed in his black uniform)
Suzie-- Have a safe nite, i love you!
Jeremiah-- Watever woman! When i get home you better be in the kitchen, making me some pie! Because Im the MAN!
Suzie--(muttering) damn black uniform syndrome
Jeremiah--awww honey, your welcome
(gets dressed in his black uniform)
Suzie-- Have a safe nite, i love you!
Jeremiah-- Watever woman! When i get home you better be in the kitchen, making me some pie! Because Im the MAN!
Suzie--(muttering) damn black uniform syndrome
by princessandrea1219 March 23, 2011
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