Fat mood

When you feel fat, but you know you’re not, but you don’t mind and you just wanna sleep.

My body: “I feel fat”
Me: *doesn’t care*
My brain: “nevermindddd”
To be in a fat mood is to think about your weight in a bad way even though you are happy with your weight so you don’t mind.

by Funnyn April 29, 2020

Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”

by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020

Punch Fat People Month

During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.

Hey Judd! It’s Punch Fat People Month! *Bam*

by Fredrick Baer October 2, 2022

Fat Top

A Person Having A Fat Stomach To The Point It Looks Like The Top Of A Mountain.

"Shut up bum you look like a Fat Top"

by Timmy McTimmson July 8, 2023

Fat

Can't fucking run.

If you can run while being FAT, good for you!

by Funny Def. These are only a jo October 12, 2021

Big fat Johnny F-Boy

A rather attractive or short man

“Oh Freddy is a big fat Johnny F-boy”

by R05iE311 January 28, 2025

fat-sperg

When Tempest1018 requests a debate.

Tempest stop being a fat-sperg.

by Bigga bigga July 3, 2021