shit willy

1. shit willy (n.) -A form of horseplay in which a person sticks a finger into their ass and then into someone else's ear and twists rapidly for annoyance. The distant cousin of the "wet willy."

2. shit willy (n.) - Slang for a the sexual acts of having anal sex and then ear sex in close succession.

3. shit willy/shit willied (v.) - The act of giving someone a shit willy, whether it be from either definition.

1. Bryce gave me a noogie yesterday, so I waited until he was looking the other way, I stuck my finger up my butt and gave his ear a mean shit willy.

2. Me and her did the shit willy last night, so boy am I really sore and she is having trouble hearing.

3. I shit willied the hell out of her and gave her one mean ear infection. You know what they say, once you go black you go deaf.

by tinkerjax October 21, 2011

mouth shit

to puke or vomit many times in a projectile manner

damn that girl just mouth shat everywhere!
subway smells delicious but when you leave it smells like you mouth shit all over yourself.

by Cockasaurus rog June 5, 2009

shit bumps

The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.

Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?

Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!

by jvongrill September 29, 2008

shit-flecks

Flecks of excretion found around the anus.

I scratched my a-hole and got a heap of shit-flecks on my finger.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

shooting the shit

talking without any specific purpose; passing the time with causal conversation

We were just shooting the shit out on the front porch while waiting for Justin to show up.

by Ignotus October 30, 2003

battle-shit

A conflict between two or more dudes in adjacent stalls. Each participant attempts to make their epic shit audible to the dude sitting next to him.

"I battle-shitted the guy in the stall next to me. It was an epic win."

by Dredge2 November 26, 2007

pearly shit

Some time after anal sex when you have dumped your load in the recievers arse...she/he crawls up onto your chest, squats and crimps out a pearly shit.

"My new girlfriend is into some really freaky shit....last night she sat on my chest and did a nasty little pearly shit!"

by SpnkFceSplt March 19, 2010