Oatmeal Kid

one who's physical appearance may be hot, but is actually boring as all hell and nobody really likes them. Even if they may be good for your heart but dear god at what cost??

Yeah, I would have gone out with him, but under that hunkieness he's just another oatmeal kid.

by I want to actually die April 3, 2017

skate-kids

Are these little kids that ride skateboards and they wear like flower trousers or whatever, flannel and they're just into loud, fast music.

taken from "Randi's Cat's Pajamas" (1987 with the goo goo dolls)

"why don't you guys explain your music?"

"well it's fast, real fast, real loud, skate-kids like it, ehm..."

by GGD kid June 27, 2016

Emo kid

dumb asses looking for attention by cutting themselves and going telling all their friends about how their life sucks and always shops at hot topic and has a dildo up their ass

OMG Becky look at that Emo Kid showing off his arm to random strangers!

by FUCKASAURSREX June 24, 2016

bed kid

When a kid stays in bed all day and is usually late for social events.

"Ugh, that bed kid is late again!"

by Emmaskdodne May 16, 2016

lobby kid

A group of sarcastic females that has zero f*cks to give.... they are loyal to their group of friends and are happy to just hang out .... Doesn't need attention or crave popularity . The lobby kids are the greatest people you'll ever meet.

You can always find the lobby kids hanging out at the gym or a park.

by Literallymylife May 23, 2016

Scene Kid

Someone who looks and dresses emo, but doesn't self harm.

I have a scene kid friend who hates to admit it.

by AbbigaleTheHedgehog May 25, 2016

disco kid

A child that is conceived in a restroom stall of a 3rd world country nightclub/rave/discotecque. Mother was intoxicated, Father is always unknown. A disco kid will be either a disco dancing whore or a walking sperm bank of a douche.

A feminazi whore had the audacity to name her disco kid after me without asking.

by GoReN April 28, 2016