berries and cum is a ritual when a man with mommy issues eats berries while masturbating and cums on them while screaming "UR MOM" afterward he might do the little lad dance.
"yesterday was so fun! i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."
by pizzarollsnorter September 09, 2021
berries and cum is a ritual when someone with mommy issues masturbates with berries and does the little lad dance when they jizz.
"yesterday was so much fun, i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."
by pizzarollsnorter September 09, 2021
May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
by SchleppBot April 29, 2020
Noun. Derivative form of the "21 Gun Salute" given when a popular pornstar, insta-hoe, or other girl in the sex industry sadly dies.
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by Jigglyassholecum November 15, 2024
The action of a liquidy lady who needs to expel her juices fast, often leaving behind a snail trail.
by Fat pusty October 15, 2022
After having sex; you have some semen that crusts over the tip of the urethra causing a split stream of urine. This causes urine to spray outside of the toilet bowl area.
by Volkswag3n January 20, 2021