Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.

My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.

by Crodstick June 12, 2025

Blue

Blue - an argument with someone, or a longer lasting disagreement (Australian, mainly older generation but pretty well understood).

I had a blue with the dickhead mechanic.
Would you please stop blueing and make a

by Affabeck Lauder October 8, 2023

Blue Ones

Blue ones are 100 dollar bills or the equivalent to 100 dollars

It’s 2 blue ones = it’s 200 dollars

It’s 2 blues = it’s 200USD

by DaddieZeak November 21, 2024

The Dead Flag Blues

The sadness that comes from living a failing system.

Based on the song off of F# A# ♾️ by Godspeed You! Black Emperor with the same name

"Why does the country keep going to shit, it makes me have the Dead Flag Blues"

by GameScientist January 20, 2025

blue hotdog

To hump someone with 11 fingers whilst gradually transforming into Fred Durst.

guy: dont hump me pls youre being a blue hotdog
guy 2: no way man im gonna keep humit's just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT June 6, 2022

Blue Anon

A fake term used by conservatives to hide the fact they used conspiracy theories to guide an entire administration for four years.

People that say Blue Anon are #Maga coping

by whatever from Jersey March 7, 2021

Blue Anon

Noun, leftist conspiracy followers.

the crowd at that protest was filled with blue anon people.

by No"Q" March 7, 2021