A truly epic party where at least seven glasses end up being broken.
NB: Only glasses that end up broken through organic drunken mistakes can be counted towards being qualified as a 7 glass party, any deliberate attempts to break glasses in order to increase count could potentially lead a party goer to be permanently classified as insane
NB: Only glasses that end up broken through organic drunken mistakes can be counted towards being qualified as a 7 glass party, any deliberate attempts to break glasses in order to increase count could potentially lead a party goer to be permanently classified as insane
Tom: How was the blowout last night Peter?
Peter: What can I tell you man, it was a 7 glass party.
Tom: Ah man, missed out again.
Peter: What can I tell you man, it was a 7 glass party.
Tom: Ah man, missed out again.
by Atooooool February 10, 2019

Dude, my Prof. kept asking questions and no one responded so I felt bad for him and interacted. A fkn pity parti..
by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021

“dude if you don’t stop talking I’ll literally pee on you”
“bro if you pee on me I’ll pee on you”
“piss party?”
“bro if you pee on me I’ll pee on you”
“piss party?”
by pink lemonade hoarder xoxo October 17, 2019

Larry hit Bobby in the head tint the block at the center block party and won his crafty rooster chicken
by Bryson2005 May 10, 2021

"Bro I saw Josh the other day his ass looks so juicy bruh should I ask him out for a tea party? I already bought the dresses"
by Mirrorrae 👩🦲🙏🏼 February 18, 2022

When a Mexican in Pinal County, AZ, parties so hard that he gets in the car after being unsuccessful at trying to come up on a girl from work, almost gets in a fight, then leaves with his buddies, drunk as hell, ends of falling asleep at the wheel, hits an unknown object which causes one of his wheels to fall off, all the while he and his buddies are all passed out in the car, wakes up to the cops arresting him for a DUI. Firme!
"Last weekend we partied til the wheels fell off, literally. I was in tent city with Sheriff Joe. Tonight, we party til the wheels fall off again."
by balls-out in Pinal County October 26, 2013

COLTA Party
Congrats On Leaving That Asshole Party
A party you throw for a friend who’s been with an abusive partner for a long ass time. And finally left that bitch. Is usually thrown when the person is having a hard time with the break up even when they initiated it for good reason. Just taking their mind off things while also showing them all their friends are there for them and aren’t going anywhere.
Congrats On Leaving That Asshole Party
A party you throw for a friend who’s been with an abusive partner for a long ass time. And finally left that bitch. Is usually thrown when the person is having a hard time with the break up even when they initiated it for good reason. Just taking their mind off things while also showing them all their friends are there for them and aren’t going anywhere.
by Lexi.net May 16, 2021
