kid-hand

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded

I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.

by markhonci December 27, 2009

little kid anymore

Gay ass bitch

I’m not a little kid anymore

by Mr.Potato542 June 21, 2021

Arcade Kids

Arcade kids are kids (often twins) with weird hairstyles, glasses, and generally short. They're often short so they can fit in the arcade chairs where they spend most of their lives. They're similar to each other in most ways like names and looks.

Irene: Ugh! I'm so obsessed with these two boys!
Jayden: How do they look, and what do they do?
Irene: They have curly hair, glasses, they're short, and have similar names.
Jayden: Gurl! Those looks like Arcade Kids!

by Bat loving fudge packer December 13, 2025

Kid

A word to describe a person who doesn't understand adult stuff.

Kid: Yoo I like Friday night funkin and I'm so cool

Person: you just like it because of the artstyle kid

Or......

YouTube comment: ain't no way they marked it as "misinformation" 💀

Some kid named sussus mogus: yoo this religion thing kinda weird tho ngl

You shouldn't be talking about religion

kid like your name is litterally sussus mogus Lil bro ( I accidentally made this but didn't finish it because I had some errors but I did it enjoy friends, and remember this wasn't supposed to offend younger audiences it's a definition guys calm down before you guys go flip fiasco at me )

by aldemarbeste[GD] March 6, 2023

Emo-Kid

Slang for emotional kid is a rude term to describe somebody very emotional, naive, or immature.

When Jackie said he could beat me at soccer 1v1, I won so severely that he cried, what an emo-kid.

by TheUselessCopywriter December 8, 2022

fall guys kid

Sucks at the game and has 0 father, also 4 years old and probably named Jack

Kid: RAAAAHHH FALL GUYS IS AMAZING KID IM A FALL GUYS KID

by Utuddubsushs November 14, 2023

The Kid Next Door

I skinny kid that's annoying, weird, and bitchy at the same time. Normally under the age of 14 unless they're a completely smooth skinned kid that has a buzz cut.

This kid is literally what I would describe as The Kid Next Door.

by AnExtremelyLargebeing January 7, 2021