shit shanker

Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.

Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.

by supersab September 6, 2010

shit is narrow

:when things go/get bad, when life goes pear shapped, when your whole world is turned up side down, when things go from bad to worse, when the money is tight, when the lights are out, when the bills are due
:when some is narrow-minded, or hypocritical
:can also be used literality to describe a nasty shit, poop, dump, doo-doo or crap
--can also use shits narrow shit gets narrow

"sorry i can't go out tonight...all my bills are due...shit is narrow ..."
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"that guy is a real loser, his shit is so narrow, he only wants to talk about himself and he doesn't care what anyone says"
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"after all that drinking last night my shits narrow"

by the mandino November 29, 2006

Sit in the Shit

(a)When you know you're going into a area or situation were your person will receive a whole lot of verbal abuse.
(b)When you're going to party your brains out in some locale outside your city.

(i.e.-a)"I'm headed into to work to Sit in the Shit."
(i.e.-b)"For real Baby, I'm head to New York City to Sit in the Shit."

by Lgee December 24, 2008

battle-shit

A conflict between two or more dudes in adjacent stalls. Each participant attempts to make their epic shit audible to the dude sitting next to him.

"I battle-shitted the guy in the stall next to me. It was an epic win."

by Dredge2 November 26, 2007

shit nutted

it's a past-tense verb. this occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind you actually take a shit and bust a nut at the same time. this usually occurs as an accident, but those who are extra freaky my try to do it.

this takes the wet spot to a whole new level.

for those that try to do it and know it's coming, they can always exclaim to their sexual partner, "baby, i'm about to shit nut" or when they finish, they can say, "oooo i shit nutted"...

by fireball roberts September 28, 2007

shits the bucket

Term used to describe an person, thing, or event which sucks. (Used in place of "sucks")

Mike: I have a research paper due tomorrow and I haven't started yet
Mark: That shits the bucket!!!

by mealsss October 2, 2007

Shit Ho

A girl who like to be fucked in the ass, then shit on, preferbly by someone with diarrhea.

There goes Jane, she is such a shit ho.

by Jonny Diarrhea June 12, 2008