No Nut November

The Holy month in which all men must restrain from any kind of sexual activity, including the viewing of pornography. This ritual is done to prove your strength and resilience. It is also preformed in order to appease the Gods of the Internet. If you succeed, the Gods will gift you with strength, power, and eternal happiness. If you fail, the Gods will punish you by taking away your fapping privileges. NNN ends at the start of December, allowing you to fap again, and thus making way for Destroy Dick December.

Stay strong brothers, No Nut November is almost over!

by Sussus Samogus November 15, 2022

these nuts

big nut big cringe

guy: knock knock
guy 2: whos there
guy: nuts
guy 2: whos nuts
guy: these nuts fit on yo face

by da wok January 27, 2022

deez nuts

my favorite coke deez nuts jokes.

somebody i dont know: hey whats ur name
litterly me:deez
somebody i dont know: deez what?
litterly me:DEEZ NUTS 😽

by luverra October 9, 2021

To not nut

Tom craven

Girl: did you hear about Tom craven?
Him: heard he didn’t nut

To not nut

by Solo warrior November 2, 2020

Nut

that shit right there makes me bust a fat fucking nut

“hey that’s a good pic”

“haha yeah it made me nut”

by fuckoffitsfreddiemercury January 26, 2019

Nuttings lake

A lake in Billerica Massachusetts. About 90% of the people here are white supremacists. But 10% of them are badasses. They smoke hella weed and have easy access to juul pods from the Mobil gas station there. That 10% of nuttings lake hangs around with the pinehurst kids, and we all know how those kids are. Most of nuttings lake is kinda shitty, but the 10% are the chill kids.

Oh you’re from nuttings lake? You’re either a loser or a fuckin G.O.A.T

by jsf22 January 14, 2019

Macadamia nut hit

Crack hits harvested from Tacoma, Wa.

Sally partakes in the finest macadamia nut hits straight from Sea-Tac.

by MommaCAS1976 August 10, 2020