Monkey 

To shit in ones hand and throw it.

Don't make me monkey you.

Monkey by Keith Black June 21, 2004

monkey shiner 

A miscrient person of dubious racial background who is frequently turning his man shaft black pink black pink black pink white.

The monkey shiner is A cronic masterbater..

monkey shiner by manmountains March 2, 2014

Grease Monkey 

A term for someone that needs a shower.

That girl is gross, she looks like a grease monkey.

Grease Monkey by SarahThaBoss(; August 13, 2009

vagina monkey 

to be a loser who wants to name a friends lacrosse stick jizz

oh my god! Emtruepoo your such a vagina monkey! I'm not naming my stick jizz!! Haha

vagina monkey by McDonald Groupie May 18, 2008

Spunk monkey 

Someone who is so ugly they will never get laid, so the jizz seeps out of their pores.

Urgghh, look at Steve, he hasn't had it in a while - he looks like such a spunk monkey!

Spunk monkey by nessa64 June 11, 2003

porsche monkey

"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also known as a "yuppie"). It derived from the racist term "porch monkey."

Person 1: Look at that porsche monkey! He's driving a porsche!

Person 2: A porsche monkey driving a porsche? No way!

porsche monkey by DLoc1337 October 8, 2008

Brass Monkey 

another way of describing an amazing hand job. also a nickname given by a couple in OC

Boy: Hey babe, what are we gonna do tonight?

Girl: I don't know, I haven't given you a brass monkey in a while

Boy: Oooooh, sounds good *whips out KY*

Brass Monkey by OClovers April 5, 2009