hose you down

to ejaculate all over a females face.

Man: "Bitch! I'm gonna HOSE YOU DOWN."



Bitch: "Whaat? So you're gonna jizz on me?"

by kylevincejoechris October 23, 2008

You Fancy Chicken!

For the male version see: You Fancy Man!

1.What your mother calls your girlfriend
2.What your dad calls your female best friends
3.What your friend calls your female teacher when they're fooling around

Indicates whoever uses it is an embarrasing homo.

Ex:

1.
Your Mum:Whoa Tania..Pretty nails..Manicure?
Tania(Ur GF):Um..Yeh (smiles)
Your Mum:ha ha Ooo....You Fancy Chicken!
You:*almost wetting yourself laughing, not*

2.
Ur Dad:So girls doing you hair eh? You Fancy Chickens!
U:......
Ur friend:..Ur dad's a homo...Pass me the straighteners and the...Purple hair dye..I don't like blue much anymore...

3.
Ur Frnd:Hey Mrs Janet Garrison!...Um...Can you tell me what this country is
Mrs Garrison:*slaps you* That's america you son of a bitch!
Ur Frnd:Wowzaz..How did u know that, You Fancy Chicken!.

by FucktardedScarecrow August 5, 2009

rile you up

getting someones panties in a bundle.

"I'm sorry Cynthia, I didnt mean to rile you up."

by Evony123321 June 4, 2009

well, FUCK YOU!

reaction to non-acceptance or rejection of ones' completely valid idea or concept while accepting a lesser concept/idea!
back to 'drawing board' with tail between legs

john submitted his dick and balls to someones' mouth but it was deem unacceptable...-well, FUCK YOU!!!

by michael foolsley November 28, 2009

throw you a beating

To inflict bodily harm upon your person.

"If you keep talking smack, I will throw you a beating.

by Logan9a November 16, 2010

how mad are you?

1) You must be angry.

2) Or You must be crazy. as in insane.

1)phillip: man i lost my brand new phone and i only had it for one day!
me: how mad are you?

2) macbeth: i saw a dagger..then i killed a king.
me: HOW MAD ARE YOU, MACBETH!!

by swolivia March 12, 2008

Make you clap

When two people are having sex the girls booty makes a sound like someone’s clapping

Hey girl I’m trynna make you clap

by eldrippy August 16, 2019