Double-Green

In golf, the term 'double-green' refers to the area of frog hair surrounding the further manicured 'primary-green'. If a group of players choose to wager on 'greenies', landing on the double-green must be considered a winning stroke, and in fact is many times preferable to the primary-green. This is a very important but often disregarded distinction, especially at Normandy Oaks GC in Royal Oak, Michigan.

Golfer A: "I think I landed on the green."
Golfer B: "No, that's close but not the green"
Golfer A: "It's the double-green"
Golfer B: "Touche"

by GreenieBoy69 July 14, 2017

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Double Humblebrag

A brag disguised as humility about being humble — usually to flex even harder without looking like you're trying.

It’s not just “I’m so blessed.” It’s “I don’t even try, I just keep succeeding... I feel kinda bad about it.”

The “double humblebrag” is the 4D chess of social flexing:
You're humble about being humble about a brag — but it’s all still a brag.

1. “Ugh, I wasn’t even prepared for the interview... but I guess being too natural just works sometimes.”
→ Double humblebrag detected.

2. “I used to care about being the best, but I’ve grown. Now I just let the universe make things easy for me.”
→ That’s a spiritually enlightened flex. Classic double humblebrag.

by Db1234ppp July 1, 2025

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