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Cum

Cum is the white viscous liquid that comes out of the erect penis during ejaculation.
*on the verge of an orgasm

“I’m gonna cum”
by M. Dimitrov April 8, 2023
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Cum

the chefs special ingredient when someone sends the food back to him because its shit
Customer: this tastes like shit, waitress could u please ask the chef for another one?
Waitress: no problem
*in the Kitchen*
Waitress: the customer said your food tastes like ass
Chef: Oh okay, ill top it up with a bit of cum
by Big Black Cunt April 10, 2023
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Reverse Cum Shot (2%)

A lactating women shoves one of her nipples into your dick hole, then squeezes her milk down into your cock.
It hurt to piss this morning, Martha performed her world famous Reverse Cum Shot (2%) on me last night. Had enough milk in my dick to piss and fill up my bowl of Cheerios the next mornin’.
by Jon Sharti April 10, 2023
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Cum

White stuff you put in your tea or food to make it taste better
"would you like some cum in your tea?" "yes please" "okay you may need to wait."
by mikudayo April 14, 2023
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Cum-A-Soup

Where one is expected to get their O in 3 or less minutes
I’m not a Cum-A-Soup!”
by em-1345 April 14, 2023
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Cum

The stuff that’s comes from my pp
Cum makes kids and it’s cool and white
by A really cool dude. April 14, 2023
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Cum flump

A fat gay cum slut that wears a stupid fucking hat.
"Oh man, we filled that fat fucking cum flump up last night"

"That Dave is such a cum flump, he leaks cum when he walks"
by HoseBoy April 15, 2023
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