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I Have Black Friends

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
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i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy
by Jesus christ February 21, 2005
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I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.
Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.
by Grumpy Ned January 4, 2020
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i love you bro

if someone say's to you "i love you bro" it means they love you like a brother.
person: i love you bro
other person: thanks bro, love you too
by CrusherOfSouls April 6, 2020
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i can hear it calling

a sign that wayv's lovetalk is beginning to play and you need to prepare yourself for the hoe anthem of the decade
"i can hear it calling"
"lovin the way you wanna talk"
"touch me tease me fill me up"
"collin"
by boredmf November 19, 2020
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i need mental help

"AHH CAILLOU CUM IN MY BUTT". "Ummm I'm not gonna even ask" "I need mental help"
by yuhyuh69420 October 20, 2019
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Why do I exist?

It’s a genuine question and someone please answer it.
by mahveenisasimp July 1, 2020
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