Cum Catcher

An object or orifice (often times a mouth) used to receive seminal fluid.

Pronunciation - cum cat-cha (Boston accent)

Originated in Cambridge, Massachusetts in the late 90's, early 2000's.

Josh - "Yo stevie, i might fuck around and steal your girl if you keep playing with me."
Stevie - "Kid, shut your cum catcher before I shut it for you."

by Birdman781 June 23, 2024

Cum Gutters

Also known as Adonis Belt, Apollo's Belt, and Iliac Furrows. Scientifically known as abdominal aponeurosis.

The v-shaped lines on a male's abdomen which are formed between the obliques and the abdominal muscles and run from the hip bone to the pubic region. Only visible on fit men with a low body fat percentage.

Referred to as such as a comparison to rain gutters after a man has ejaculated into his male sexual partner's stomach, where the semen has pooled and flows along the lines as if they were gutters.

After the gangbang had concluded his cum gutters were overflowing with semen.

by Zifrondo November 14, 2023

Cum

High fructose porn syrup

This coffee needs some cum, it’s too bitter.

by BigChunkus April 27, 2022

cum boogy

When another cums and it inserts anothers nose when they go pick for it

Guy-“Oh baby I’m about to cum”
(Cums)
Girl-“You got it in my nose. I’m gonna have to pick it out “
Guy-“ lol you got a cum boogy “

by Nickfx127 October 15, 2017

cum-wuzzats

The disorientation and mental confusion one feels after a particular intense sexual session.

"huh? Um... Sorry, I just have a case of the cum-wuzzats. He was magnificent."

by Funcundo August 5, 2016

Cum dumpster

A candy with a gel or liquid center that oozes into your mouth when you bite into it.

Lemme have one of those candies. Uhhhhhh what the fuck is this?!? Now I don't know whether to spit or swallow. Get this cum dumpster out of my mouth..... that's sick!!!

by UrbanDic007amm August 26, 2017

Cum

What I’ll be doing inside your mother.

Stupid Man: Did you cum?
Woman: You were rubbing my thigh.

by Ily DemiDevil December 22, 2021