Joe

Joe Is a crazy motherfucker with an enourmous cock. When he walks down the street, women within a 500 yard radius immediatly orgasm and have hormones pouring out of their ears. Dont fuck with Joe, that hard ass motherfucker will kick your teeth in!

Did you hear about how Joe nearly killed that girl with his cock?

by ISpreadMyButtcheeksAsMikeHonch August 2, 2019

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Joe close

Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".

Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close

by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016

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Joe Mama Gae

Joe is someone who gets bullied a lot because of the Joe Mama joke you should feel sorry for them but also make fun of them because Joe's Mama gave him that name.

Girl: "omg I have a huge crush on Joe!"
Her boyfriend: "Who the hell is Joe!?"
Girl: JOE MAMA
Her boyfriend: no u

Girl: *dies*
Her boyfriend : BEGONE THOT

by TheSmartQuietKid November 15, 2019

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Professor Joe

A guy who thinks he knows everything and a dick about it.

Don't be a professor Joe.

by Gump1004 February 22, 2024

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muscle joe

A man with lots of muscle. typically named Joe but for any man that's shorter then 5'9, usually a tool/dick head on a scale of 1-10 he's a 5 but his muscles bring him up to a low 8. Damn muscle Joe.

Did you see that ripped short guy? What a muscle Joe

by Jazzy77456 June 15, 2016

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