Sliding in head first

When someone slides into the DMs by sending a dick pic

Person one: Hey did you hit up that waitress from yesterday on instagram
Person two: Yeah man! I went sliding in head first

by Quasimototheking April 29, 2016

rude head mcdumbface

That one person that is just so inconsiderate, mean, and just an overall douche bag for no reason, only use this insult if you want to totally ruin someone’s life or use as a playful joke with your friends, be aware though, most only have a limited number of uses of this term. Also, this is not allowed on Twitter, as Twitter is an example of a rude head mcdumbface

Jack: “did you hear what Blake’s been saying to people?”
Ethan: “yeah, he’s such a rude head mcdumbface.”

by You are pretty cool ngl :) December 14, 2020

Kick my head

An amazing way of defence.

Bill: you make one more crack at me, and I am gonna ... do something to you!!

Ted: Oh yeah, Bill, what’re you gonna do?

Bill: I am gonna ... kick your head!

Ted: Oh ... my head.

Bill: Yeah!

Ted: Not my ass?

Bill: ... Yeah!

Ted: Alright then let’s see it! Kick my head! Come on karate Champ, I wanna see you kick ABOVE your waist, okay? Show me that rOUNDHOUSE! Show me that sWEEPING CRANE KICK THAT YOUR KUNG FU MASTER TAUGHT YOU!

Paul: Okay settle down. Ted, Bill’s not gonna kick your head.

Ted: Well why not?! It’s the most vulnerable part of the body. That’s what sense I Bill taught me.

Paul: Okay it was a dumb threat, stop rubbing it in. Im sure if he could do it over again, he’d say ass!

Ted: uH UH UH UH! You know, if you wanna kill a snake, what do you do? You chop off its head! Where does the fish rot from? The head!! tAKE OUT THE HEAD, AND THE WHOLE THING GOES DOWN!! That’s why a fisherman always goes for ... tHE HEA—

Bill slaps Ted’s hand.

Ted: aw cOME ON, BILL, COME ON!!!!

by That in Starkid fan July 7, 2020

halls head college

school in halls head filled with bunch of drug fucked drop kicks who on the odd accession show up for a class or two. run their own fb fight club and hire security for the teachers safety.

theres halls head college on channel 9 news again

by j537 February 15, 2018

meth head energy

Someone who probably doesn’t do Meth, but really seems/acts like they do.

That person is giving off some serious meth head energy.

by NatLynn November 12, 2019

Extreme Road Head

Giving someone head while YOU'RE driving.

Officer: Excuse me ma'am, do you know how fast you were going back there?
Woman: No officer I don't.
Officer: And why is that?
Woman: I was giving my man some extreme road head and I couldn't see a thing.
Officer: Alrighty then, have a nice night.

by J-RodHotBod December 22, 2014

Phillips Head Buttcrack

With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.

Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?

Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?

Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?

by Jeffgoldblum37 March 10, 2022