shit wheel

Someone who always hangs around you that you hate, but cant get rid of. Like a 3rd wheel only with shit on it.

I wish your brother would stop coming over he is such a shit wheel.

by G Diddy April 7, 2004

The Real Shit

n. authentic, inspired, peerless, usu. in a creative endeavor. See also CKY.

Ginsburg is God

by Rosie February 11, 2004

shit block

when you go to five guys and see who can last the longest without shitting

yo man i gotta shit
if you do you lose the shit block game brah

by sparrer547 April 25, 2010

pearly shit

Some time after anal sex when you have dumped your load in the recievers arse...she/he crawls up onto your chest, squats and crimps out a pearly shit.

"My new girlfriend is into some really freaky shit....last night she sat on my chest and did a nasty little pearly shit!"

by SpnkFceSplt March 19, 2010

Shit Hammer

A fecal bludgeon. (physically smashing somebody with your poop)

"If I don't have my money by friday I'm going to shit hammer you..."

"How do you like the smell of my shit hammer!?"

"Don't mess with him, he will shit hammer your life away."

"Nothing like a good 'ol fashion shit hammer for breakfast."

by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

shit palace

A place that is an utter shit hole, dump, pig sty, messy disaster area. Usually occupied by a single strait guy. But for some reason they think its supper neat and Ok to invite chicks over.

Ryans place is a total shit palace.

by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010

shit-knocker

Someone who shits in their hand and then flings it in another's face.

"See that guy over there? He's a shit-knocker."

by Epic-win May 25, 2009