Donald Trump's penis 

Small

Nothing is smaller then Donald Trump's penis.

Donald Trump's penis by Kartoffel May 22, 2016

Wolf Penis 

A very hairy penis.

His wolf penis made me want to howl at the moon!

Wolf Penis by missanthropee December 20, 2010

Peter peter penis eater 

Peter fullarton. A male specimen of our species who cooks, cleans, sings, acts, and is in the army. Plain and simply he is a little on the bent side....so me and Mic think ;o)

Bethany- ha ha look its pete
Mic- no no....correction its peter peter penis eater



may also be called; peter fullashit, peter peter pedaphile, kiddy fiddler (also may be confused with micheal smedely)

Peter peter penis eater by Bethany August 6, 2004

Whopper Penis 

A generic term for a Whopper from Burger King made with "white stuff". The beef is either marinated in it or it is added as condiment later on.

"Can I take your order?"

"Yes can I have 2 Whopper Penises without jizz?"

"Sir I believe you meant to order 2 NORMAL Whoppers."

"No, I usually just add my own."

Whopper Penis by Brandon (Thug) February 18, 2009

Micro-penis

an abnormally small penis, usually under 2 inches long, tends to explode after 7 years much in the same way as a micro-pig.

wow your boyfriends got a micro-penis, hasn't it exploded yet?

Micro-penis by dinss February 27, 2010

Albino penis 

A white dick that will never grow.

Dude, that kid Andrew has such an albino penis.

Albino penis by Aesop bop flop December 8, 2013

Skinny Penis 

Anyone named Andrew

“Andrew you have one skinny penis”

Skinny Penis by kittygirl2437 November 18, 2018