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Penis

The thing Jesus had between his legs
Praise our saviour Jesus, he had a penis.
by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019
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penis. WHAT THE FUCK. penis. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. penis. THERE IS NOT- THERE'S NOTIN.
by penissucker9000 October 18, 2022
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MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.
"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
by themessyamerican July 22, 2023
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Penis

An either long or short substance attatched to the crotch of a human body used for Peeing, Jerking Off, or cumming and sex.
Jeremy has a very short penis
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shrew penis

a man who has a shrew penis
that boy Javon'te got a shrew penis!
by Shrew man January 20, 2020
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Butter penis

This means butter has a very small penis he cant become a daddy he gonna be a virgin for his whole life time.
Selva has a butter penis so he can't be my daddy.
by IANxSALTY December 12, 2021
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i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name
I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player
by DrSmall October 21, 2020
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