The most epic guy around , literally the coolest guy. Very good at the guitar! And I love being around you despite the fact you’re a big ass male manipulator PAHA. I like your hair and your side profile and you’re my favourite person <3
by localgaycrystalbitch March 10, 2022

During the day of November 3rd, no matter who/what you are, you will have full permission to bop any Joe closest to you or near you.
by JoePotato2nd November 3, 2021

1. Often known as a weird man who wears hype clothing like bape and vetements. They shop during class and are loud like a herd of elephants.
2. Usually is very afraid of dominant men
2. Usually is very afraid of dominant men
by Barry B 18 February 5, 2019

You best stay away from Joe. Joe is very protective of his own and if you do so much as harm one of his people, you will be pounded into the ground and become a red stain on the concrete. Joe is crazy, he likes drugs, alcohol, cars, and girls. Joe is a leader. Easily said, don't fuck with Joe.
by ISpreadMyButtcheeksAsMikeHonch November 22, 2018

A man with lots of muscle. typically named Joe but for any man that's shorter then 5'9, usually a tool/dick head on a scale of 1-10 he's a 5 but his muscles bring him up to a low 8. Damn muscle Joe.
by Jazzy77456 June 15, 2016
