go get jumped on

The softer way to say "Go Fuck yourself!"
way softer.

A: Hey, dude, you such a cry baby! wouldn't you mind if i give you some milk?
B: Shut up, Go get jumped on!

by freakyholic July 23, 2014

the difference between going on dates and dating

1) going on dates is self explanatory. you've hung out alone on purpose. dating is when you're not going on dates with anyone else, and ***THE GUY HAS ASKED THE GIRL TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.*** (or the girl has asked to be his girlfriend, or they decided amongst themselves that they were officially "dating"/"going out"; etc.)

2) dating is facebook official. ...most of the time.

Examples:
1)
Girl:"So I went on a date with Tom this weekend."
Girl's friend:"So are you dating him now?"
Girl:"No, he only asked me to go to the movies."
Girl's friend:"Do you think he'll ask you to be his girlfriend?"
Girl:"Probably not, he's a boy, so he probably doesn't know the difference between going on dates and dating, and thinks that one date means we're dating. I better set him straight."

2)
SMART BOY:"I went on another date with Lisa last night, it was really great. I think I'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow."
DUMB BOY:"Wait I thought you guys were dating?"
SMART BOY:"No, we've been on a couple dates, but we're not official."

3)
Boy:"Will you go out with me?
Girl:"On a date? Or dating?"
Boy:"Uhhh..."

by informative girl November 14, 2011

I'll go to the foot of our stairs

Expression of amazement. To be astounded by something. Commonly used in the Yorkshire area

Comment: "I've just won the lottery"
Reply: "Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!"

by lindyloohs April 24, 2006

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

okey dokey, here we go

What one says before performing cunnilingus on their main squeeze, preferably in a Lecter-esque tone of voice.

If you need an example, you're nowhere near smooth enough to pull this off successfully. Get a job.

by Burmecion January 19, 2004

Go and take your face for a shit!

To take one's face for a shit

*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

by Abi-origionally coined by Gary March 30, 2009

I get where you're going

Noncommittal answer. I understand where you're going with this.

a: If I've got to listen to one more of her lectures I'm gonna go crazy.
b: I get where you're going

by Mcsqard September 15, 2006