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paper bag bitch

A girl with a fat ass and good pussy but all fucked up in the face
"Aye you know that one girl Tracy"

"Yeah she got a fine body but she a paper bag bitch"
by Fuckggzziswhereitsat June 1, 2016
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speed bag balls

The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.
"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"
by blazereid101 August 13, 2016
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Suck a Bag of Ducks

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across
Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"
by Not using my real name October 27, 2019
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sleepy joe bag

Hey weed is legal

Yeh fool can you get me a Sleepy Joe bag
by Jeepy Slow November 3, 2020
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Wet Bag of Shit

A projection on or of another individual in one's social circle (or not), who upon invitation of
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
Oh Hell!...Jethro...If you're gonna stand there with your MAGA hat & pitchfork & Not storm the Capitol!,
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...

Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....

Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
by Andy / Jack February 7, 2021
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put me in the bag

She told her mother I'd take her to church, she put me in the bag.
by Pitonius J. Sweetpits April 10, 2021
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sticky steam bag

When you tbag a girl while you shit on her chest and you cum on her forehead at the same time.
Aye girl you wanna do the sticky steam bag? I gotta shit and cum.
by Trai O'Connell November 2, 2012
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