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Deus vult cunt

A term invented by he who goes by many names, lord and savior, the honorable knight, the ledger, the drunken panda. For the sake of not naming all his titles, he will be named "Kaif".

Best used for when you ledge someone as a knight or in other ways kill someone as a knight in For Honor.

*The term is not exclusivly used by Kaif*
Gary- Boop *Pushes opponent off ledge"
Kaif- Deus vult cunt

*Gary breaks fat weebs neck with a flail*
Gary- Deus vult cunt
by Un named ledger June 16, 2017
mugGet the Deus vult cuntmug.

nice tits cunt

Person 1: Nice Tits Cunt.
Person 2: Awww Youre the sweetest to me I love you too.
by Wang05 March 8, 2023
mugGet the nice tits cuntmug.

Dumb Cunt 101

When a dumb cunt’s basic ass speech reveals immediately how deeply they live in a dumb cunt world.
Man “I’ve finally been learning to cope. I talk to my family more. I’m taking care of myself better and I even got a promotion at work.”

Woman “I don't need to know all the info on how your doing or feeling just tell me the fucking name of the person that told you that I'm fucking Isom!”

Man “Wow, you went straight to dumb cunt 101 shit there.”
by Musicboxer January 23, 2018
mugGet the Dumb Cunt 101mug.

fat sausage cunt

A phrase that can be used any way, but mostly as an insult. Peppa pig called her mum a 'fat sausage cunt' in a voiceover episode of muddy puddles, hence the 'sausage' part. You can get away with insulting people with this and they may think you're being funny or talking shit
1) manz just told me to do one, what a fat sausage cunt
2) affectionately- you're my fat sausage Cunt

3) I've just eaten so much food, I'm such a fat sausage cunt. I've gotta have a fat shit now.
by GoFuckYourSelfCuntFace March 10, 2016
mugGet the fat sausage cuntmug.

Grope cunt Lane

Grope cunt lane. The old name of a laneway London.
A politically correct dickhead changed a lane's name in London, from Grope cunt lane. What next change pussy lake, into lame lake?
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 27, 2019
mugGet the Grope cunt Lanemug.

Fuck off you cunt

An ancient australian proverb :
What it lacks in sophistication and depth, it makes up for wholeheartedly with a delightful clarity.
Nurse : "Here are some pharmaceutical psychotropic drugs for your toddler."
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature : "Fuck off you cunt !"
by Labiosexon February 3, 2020
mugGet the Fuck off you cuntmug.

split top cunt loaf

Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.
by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009
mugGet the split top cunt loafmug.

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