Double texting

Being ignored on more than one occasion. Telling bad jokes etc.

Kha: Excuse, Yo can I get your number ?
Mir: she don’t want you bro double texting at this point

by Idkmyname1 April 20, 2024

Double Quarter Pounder

When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.

You wanna play a game of Double Quarter Pounder?

by Hot Popcorn May 27, 2023

go make yourself a double decker

When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.

Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.

by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017

Double wristing

The act of wearing two dee shiznit watches one on each wrist👊👊

Imma double wristing cuz I’m dee shiznit 2x”

by Rb85 May 1, 2022

double-first cousin-niece

Daughter of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s daughter.

My double-first cousin-niece is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double Mic-ing

When someone has their in game voice chat enabled alongside voice chat on another application (e.g, Discord).

"and that's when he-"
"and that's when he-"
"Dude, you're Double Mic-ing"
"oh sorry, is this better?"

by SillyBuggar January 16, 2024

Double Dougie

When you just nutted and take a few minutes of a break to shit and then nut again.

I just hit a Double Dougie on Azaan and Caiden last night.

by Clinmy March 27, 2024