Red

A fanfiction loving blonde who tends to dress more alt and is often called "metal" or "emo". Red tends changes names alot.

Y/N: Dude I really need something to read
Person: Go ask red they always have the best/worst fanfictions

by Large pop corn cup March 28, 2022

Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".

"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Red River Rivalry

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.

“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”

by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025

Red Ribbon

When you decide to go bareback on a chick who is on her period. Just after you cum and pull out, that little bit of stringy cum is still attached to your dick is covered in blood, resembling a thin red ribbon.

Casey found himself both repulsed and excited when he saw the red ribbon on his cotton sheets.

by Pteradactyl11 January 10, 2012

Red

Pogi! Holy every week. Mabait. Loyal.

James Red.

by Aphrodite2811 March 31, 2021

Red potty

When u sit down after a long day and shit out blood cuz ur ur hole hurts

U on ur rag or just have red potty

by Tarabullelk March 14, 2023

Rocking Red V

Australian MILF and GIFL. Also known as Brendan’s mum.

That woman’s such a rocking red V.

by Bridget92 December 19, 2020