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Double standard

The one where if a dude claimed he got raped people wouldn't hesitate to question or laugh about his suffering/trauma, but if a female claims she got raped, people are expected to cry, march, protest, beat, kill, or a cut somebody's dick off for her, go to war, do something about it is one you don't hear about much from feminists. No wonder they keep so much power that way.
You tend to hear a feminist pick at the double standards that make them look brave, strong, and heroic more than you tend to hear about the ones that make them look cowardly, pathetic, and weak. Males don't have that luxury, despite all their push for what they think equality is. Their view of equality is that males have it made, and it's an unrealistic view.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
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irregular-double-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-double-second-cousin
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Double Dulahan

During a MMF threesome, with the F in the middle of two M's, you must insert both your nozzles with confidence, thrusting deeply and truly in order to touch the tip of your bro on the other end. Once you've done the double dulahan, your bond can only grow stronger.
I've seen the way you look at me bro, you want to take our friendship to the next level? Call up Becky, she'd be down to facilitate a double dulahan.
by Telebelly February 16, 2022
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Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees
Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!
by PKlady March 24, 2023
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double-first great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Double Chin Check

To inform someone they have visble submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction, or other related treatments, and or to begin to diet and excercise.
I'm sorry to double chin check you like this Pacho, but if you really want to get in my pants you should think about neck liposuction, here's my surgeons card.
by darpasneak December 7, 2018
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double-half-uncle

Son of a paternal grandmother with maternal grandfather, in other words, maternal half-brother of one's father and paternal half-brother of one's mother at the same time or also is the son of a maternal grandmother with paternal grandfather, in other words, paternal half-brother of one's father and maternal half-brother of one's mother at the same time.
My double-half-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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