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Cheesed

I'm so CHEESED right now!
by SquiddoKiddo August 20, 2016
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Cheese wedging

The act of gnawing on a girls vagina voraciously until it bleeds during cunnilingus then shouting "cheese it lads I gotta go in the hidey hole. From that point you sodomize your partner instead.
"Yo bro I was cheese wedging my girl the other day and now she's mad what do I do?"

"I dunno bro did you use lube before part two?"

"No"

"I'd be mad too"
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The Cheese Man

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.
The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?
by CherryBay July 12, 2023
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Cheese wheel

A nickname given to a male with a penis that is wider than it is long. Otherwise known as a choad.
by 300rum July 27, 2014
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Cheese

An absolute baritone and trombone playing legend. He will beat your ass if you mess up in the low brass section. Andrew “Cheese” Dalton.
Cheese hit me with his baritone.
by galacticmisery October 15, 2019
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Hot Cheese

Something extremely good, so good there’s no other words to describe it
That new Netflix series is hot cheese
by Theushers October 17, 2023
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