Cheese Girl

Alyssa Taylor.

I ate bad cheese and I missed two days of school because I had the shits.

Did you here why Alyssa ( Cheese girl ) missed school.

No.

She ate bad cheese and now she has the shits.

That’s fucking sad.

by Your mom 69240250 November 22, 2021

Cheese girl

A girl in South Africa that gets anything they want from parents and have every month allowance for just being a daughter of someone.

Ropafadzo is such a cheese girl did you see her new I phone she takes beautiful pictures with

by Sista Betina November 22, 2021

monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love

"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021

cheese

when something falls you shout cheese so that person has bad luck forever

*a pen falls*

Richie: ha! cheese!
Walter: I hate you

by redchemicals November 22, 2021

Floor Cheese

When a slice or wedge of cheese no longer exists on the countertop/plate planes, and has found refuge on the ground level of a room.

Wow I dropped my cheese...again.

Dude, you're acting like a really stinky floor cheese right now bro.

by quirkyboy November 11, 2021

Cheese toastie

A secret wank

I’m away for a cheese toastie

by Pussy patrol November 13, 2021

The cheese man

he is god

the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum

by faceiscum November 17, 2021