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Ur mom

A women who spat on you when you were born.
Hey mom what are you.”
“The women that spat on you. I’m Ur Mom.”
by Dieplz April 26, 2021
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Ur mom

Ur mom so fat I missed 4 seasons of Simpsons
by D_ck-lover65 January 20, 2022
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ur mom

Hey look it’s your mom eating some grass.
by Ur mom 38374747 June 21, 2022
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insufferable new mom

When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)

They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...

Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.

They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.

If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)

B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.

A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
by spmtn March 12, 2022
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Mom

Someone who is as nosy as aunty Karen
Mom don’t touch that sock....
by Chonky_Shibe August 5, 2020
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Ur mom

An insult that no one can come back from
by DanBeSimping June 15, 2020
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Your Mom

by Madison Rains March 29, 2022
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