fuckling

the person who made a pickup line about Magnetism and was corrected by their friend explaining the entire recent history of the Earth's magnetic field.

p1: "We're just like magnets--you're north, im south"
p2: "And you're the most attractive"
p3: *explains earth's most recent magnetic field changes*
p2: ...
p3: "You fuckling."

by iwannafuckindie August 7, 2022

fuckigncri

the art of fucking and crying all at once

"did you hear about jimmy and George?"
" yeah apparently while fucking George went too hard and jimmy started fuckigncri"
" damn George must get all the gorls"

by the not so real smallie bigs October 28, 2022

Fuckin the shortbus

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.

Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.

by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023

fuckin chillin

When your fiancé sends you a pic of her laying on a bean bag watching tv with the dogs next to her while you’re busy at work.

April is fuckin chillin! 😎

by Barry McCahkiner February 3, 2023

fuckin tits

something that is super cool

buddy's looking at a truck and they say "dude that trucks fuckin tits"

by mixngass March 7, 2023

fucling

Someone or something who happens to own a singlet or enjoy wrestling but is a bit silly or has a major manigna. And enjoys the cumfart of another male.

Ja: I love to wrestling!
Na: Then your a Major FUCLING!!!

by fuckbagfattittyz May 17, 2023

fuckign ass crackc

fucking ass crakc is a fucking ass ckracks the fucking

for exampel ass fucks the crakcs

p1: i think i got a fucki ass crack fuckign ass crakc
p2: ok fuking ass crka fuckign ass crackc

by Monstructo June 29, 2023