apple fart

Shoving a apple in ur ass

No go apple fart in my ass

by Fuck u banana November 15, 2017

Fart

A small burst of gas occurring from the butt, made of the fumes emitted by fecal matter. If one is quiet, it is very smelly. If it's loud, it doesn't smell too bad.

Person 1: you farted
Person 2: no u

by Phazerrr February 27, 2022

FART DICK

An excuse made by a wife to avoid giving a BJ due to their gassy husband blowing fecal matter on his member allday.

I’m not giving you road head, you got fart dick after our dinner date!

by Bowie69 February 7, 2025

Lost fart

Used to describe someone who seems confused, disoriented, or out of place.

For example, someone "wandering around like a lost fart" might imply aimlessness or lack of direction.

by DM08 November 22, 2024

FART FUNGUS

Fart Fungus is when u fart and spread a fungus on mc dunolds nuggies

U are a Fart Fungus

by FART FUNGY January 4, 2022

Darth Vader fart

When you kneel down and fart into a moving fan

Those guys were trying to cool off in front of the fan but I totally dropped a Darth Vader fart in front of it

by Mikeydel272 March 6, 2017

Sparking fart

Have you ever farted so hard that sparks came out of your butt? Me neither, never mind I just had one!

Person 1: I just had a sparking fart

by Farting definitions July 5, 2021