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Cat Massage

The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.
"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."

"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."

"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."

"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
by C3PBro June 9, 2013
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Superior to dogs

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by DarkfoxOwO December 1, 2021
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Cat

A cat is basically another way of saying an undie (Undercover police) or feds (police)
LK: Rahtid what happened dto MK?
L8: He got caught by a cat man. There were bare of them round ends last week still
LK: Sn His own mandem set him up innih?
L8: Yeah man.
by official_k16 November 25, 2018
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by cat0xaubree October 15, 2020
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Cat

Bruh that is not a dog its a cat
by AJD884 October 27, 2017
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happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls and can roam and do other cats
They was happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries for free
by Slickwhistle August 2, 2022
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Dead Cat

"Man when I dragged that vietnamese hooker home she had a massive dead cat I had to dig through to even find the hole."
by TKMG March 8, 2024
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