Fashionista Hoe Bag

A broke ass Bitch who thinks she's all that just be cause she has lots of clothes

"sharkiesha is a Fashionista Hoe Bag ,she thinks she's all that"!

by lexriquezz November 25, 2015

juice bag swag

Person(s) who drink Capri Sun, and have mad swag.

"Bro you got any juice bags? Juice bag swag."

by hellabodacious January 31, 2014

lap my bag

To lick enthusiastically a man's scrotum. As a dog laps a bone.

Instead of telling some douche to suck your dick, change it up and tell them to "lap my bag douche"

by Juice booty February 22, 2015

Bagging someone out

Aussie slang for saying something rude about someone.

Steve keeps bagging Someone out, can he calm down

by Bonnied699 April 18, 2022

Bumping bags/purses

2 bottoms (male or female) having sex but there’s no penetration because they’re both bottoms.

“oh my god, that guy is so hot, i want to have sex with him!”
“no dude, he’s clearly a bottom, you’d be bumping bags/purses!”

by dingusweewoo69 October 14, 2023

bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016

shit bag tired

When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.

I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.

by Calgarian-man June 1, 2018