ass shitter

noun. Someone who shits asses therefore making them and extremely retarded, dumbshit, douche-bag.

Why don't you shut the fuck up you stupid fucking Ass shitter!

by Windsor April 17, 2003

blowing ass

The process in which as person, pulls down their pants, faces the people in the room, bend over, spread their butt cheeks, and fart as hard as they can...smells 3X worse than just farting.Blowing ass.

-Derek got on his desk in study hall and started blowing ass.
-Go blow ass Gracie!
-Your presentation was good but it could have been better if you had blown ass.
-He blew ass and it smelled horrible.

by Dustin m Turner 123 October 7, 2007

Sack Ass

Someone who is Extremely arrogant, and has a big ego.

"Wow John You are a big SACK ASS" said Jake

"You are such a SACK ASS John" said Ian

by MISFITxPLAGUEx August 19, 2009

Ass Backdraft

The unfortunate event that occurs while taking a dump, & upon impact the dookie jettisons a drop of toilet water up one's poop shoot.

I was having a great shit until I got terrible ass backdraft. They need to put less water in the toilets, or make them taller. shit.

by Harrison Bergeron July 17, 2006

ass ham

When your walking in a crowd and the smell seeps from the ass cheeks and surprises your nostrils with a rank ass stench.

Waitin in line at disneyland, and mrs. fatty tourist son of a bitch stadin in front fo me chaffin like fuck and gettin her ass ham in my face.

by The Logman October 16, 2006

Vampire ass

When a woman has been wearing a bikini in the sun all day and she goes home and takes it off, her ass is completely white.

I now have a great tan except I have a vampire ass

by Teenageswimmer June 16, 2015

Horses Ass

To be a wise ass in any situation

Tim Stein is a such a Horses Ass.

by Jobber1 March 26, 2011