What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

What the banana

A child friendly version of what the fuck

*kid dies*
Random person: “what the banana”

by ilikedogs January 8, 2023

what a fuck

a food particle kept in a throat usually after any type of eating

`have no throat,exactly!What a fuck has been caused again by the dinner,s food!I don,t feel great of such a lovely food I have eaten!!!

by now name January 13, 2023

what are ya selling?

When someone does not hear another, this can be used to ask what they said.

Bob: "Hey Jim, did you see the game?"
Jim: "Huh, what are ya selling?"

by Cp98 June 30, 2023

What in the wattpad

'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.

Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you
You: What in the wattpad 🗿

by ifuseethisurgay July 2, 2023

What does Zeannalie not give

A fck.

What does Zeannalie not give? A fck that fcked that fck while that fck was fcking another fck while another fcked watched.

by Nalieamor July 2, 2023

What does Nalie not give?

Nalie does not give a fuck.

What does Nalie not give? A fuck. Nalie does not give a fuck.

by Nalieamor July 2, 2023