When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wife’s order but she completely doesn’t give two craps about you or your order. She doesn’t even ask you, like you’re not even there with her. So now you’re waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.
What the hell, how did she get her food already? “Babe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?” Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!
by FSDII October 16, 2021

by WeweeSankido November 17, 2018

by bottom bitch November 7, 2019

Person 1: Hey can you grab the condom out of the drawer next to the tall green and magenta bookshelf?
Person 2: Sure...
-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-
Person 2: Where did you say the condom was
Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!
Person 2: Sure...
-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-
Person 2: Where did you say the condom was
Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!
by MAc9103 June 20, 2021

When you’re so horny your dick keeps getting big like Lou Ferrigno but is blue from all the pounding you’re giving it.
by RadLad00 February 20, 2022

A sexy hot man that can get any girl that he looks at. He is also very acually active especially at night. He is very talented in many ways.
by Logan Peacock January 21, 2017

by Cubicwolf77 November 6, 2022
