Any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. Common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.
by suteiki October 19, 2009
Get the text zombiemug. Zombie Hunting is the practice in which one searches for drunk-outta-their-mind bitches at a party, lures them to a safe area and has sex with them as long as they finish by cumming in their face. Cumming in their face is essential, as only a headshot can kill a zombie.
Timmy: Hey, Fred. Want to go zombie hunting?
Fred: What's that?
Timmy: It's when find you find drunk chicks at parties, fuck 'em, and cum in their face.
Fred: What the fuck? That's disgusting!
Timmy: It's the only way to make sure they stay dead.
Fred: What's that?
Timmy: It's when find you find drunk chicks at parties, fuck 'em, and cum in their face.
Fred: What the fuck? That's disgusting!
Timmy: It's the only way to make sure they stay dead.
by Professional Zombie Hunter January 22, 2012
Get the Zombie Huntingmug. to indulge oneself in listening excessively to music ranging to 250 to 1000 bpm (beats per minute) that we commonly known as speedcore
by specialtony July 13, 2007
Get the speedcore zombiemug. When a girl is on her period, the color of the poop is green but there's also blood coming out her cooch at the same time so it's like a zombie because of the color and the blood.
Tonya "Girll are you on your period?"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"
by urwatermelonlovinkneegrow December 10, 2022
Get the zombie poopmug. A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.
by Bulletmunchr December 11, 2007
Get the Zombie Logmug. "These children of the undead look dress for the endless Halloweens
And this horror-like production takes total dedication
Of black clothes and pale complexions
Rock jet black hair to match their make up.
And who can blame them?
They walk the asphalt cemetaries.
These Fashion Zombies.
The must have been born that way. "
And this horror-like production takes total dedication
Of black clothes and pale complexions
Rock jet black hair to match their make up.
And who can blame them?
They walk the asphalt cemetaries.
These Fashion Zombies.
The must have been born that way. "
by Babbzilla April 4, 2008
Get the Fashion Zombiemug. n - Kata that is performed in a slow and sluggish manner, having your arms swing around in "undead motions" like a zombie.
Girl: What the hell is wrong with you? Why is your kata so sloppy and weak?
Guy: Because its my zombie-kata.
Guy: Because its my zombie-kata.
by Gorillafaceoff May 12, 2011
Get the Zombie-Katamug.