When a girl is on her period, the color of the poop is green but there's also blood coming out her cooch at the same time so it's like a zombie because of the color and the blood.
Tonya "Girll are you on your period?"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"
by urwatermelonlovinkneegrow December 10, 2022
Get the zombie poopmug. A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.
Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."
Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
by rpcarnell July 29, 2011
Get the Zombie Boyfriendmug. Natalie: "Dylan, you're dead to me"
*3 months later*
Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"
*3 months later*
Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"
by EvenStephen August 24, 2010
Get the Zombie Conversationmug. Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!
by Vegas Craps Wee February 3, 2012
Get the zombie rashmug. me:"hay Tevin weres the bitch zombie"
Tevin: "in the theather room"
me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"
Tevin: "in the theather room"
me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"
by Vilot October 21, 2011
Get the Bitch Zombiemug. "These children of the undead look dress for the endless Halloweens
And this horror-like production takes total dedication
Of black clothes and pale complexions
Rock jet black hair to match their make up.
And who can blame them?
They walk the asphalt cemetaries.
These Fashion Zombies.
The must have been born that way. "
And this horror-like production takes total dedication
Of black clothes and pale complexions
Rock jet black hair to match their make up.
And who can blame them?
They walk the asphalt cemetaries.
These Fashion Zombies.
The must have been born that way. "
by Babbzilla April 4, 2008
Get the Fashion Zombiemug. super-sketchy lot-kids who are dirty as hell and will try to bum your cigarettes and drugs because they don't have any money since they spent it on supplies to make shitty lighter cases (which they sell for $10). they have no intention other than getting fucked up on everyone else's drugs, but somehow still manage to get into the show/festival...
and just when you think you've lost them, they show up outside your hotel room, begging you to let them in because they know you're smoking mad weed.
and just when you think you've lost them, they show up outside your hotel room, begging you to let them in because they know you're smoking mad weed.
"dude, did you hear that?"
*peers through peep-hole of the hotel room door*
"holy shit! zombie hippies! be quiet and turn off the lights!"
*peers through peep-hole of the hotel room door*
"holy shit! zombie hippies! be quiet and turn off the lights!"
by mirandawho March 29, 2010
Get the zombie hippiesmug.