day wood

a condition when a person gets an erection during the day.

Day wood is not desirable unless you find a partner to satisfy your urge.

by uttam maharjan July 13, 2012

Wood butt

Wood butt

A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.

Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.

Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"

Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"

Me: "Can you help or not?"

Friend: "Well I would but..."

Me: "What the f, you still have it."

by Hwolf August 23, 2012

Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!

Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!

by SP1031 February 23, 2017

Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

by opiuyt April 27, 2011

Tiger Woods

Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.

"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"

by WinkyBoy February 9, 2013

Jared Wood

Bandwagoner to every team that wins the championship

Ryan- I just saw Jared Wood in his new Bryce Harper jersey!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!

by Sarah Graysun :) March 7, 2019

going to the woods

Going to the woods is the act of licking a women's hairy vagina.

Greg: Im going to the woods tomorrow.

Damien: gross.

by 69yomomma April 25, 2017