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Schmuck On Wheels

Someone who gets pushed around. See the definition of schmuck. It's Yiddish. Morrie in Goodfellas was Jewish. He doesn't like being dismissed as a fool or an idiot.
"What am I , a Schmuck on Wheels?" - Morrie in Goodfellas.
by Signal 30 August 23, 2023
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Steering Wheel

The act of being the third wheel of a couple, but you're the one driving - basically acting as their chauffeur or designated driver.
Hey man, I gotta go. I promised I would take my buddy and his girl to the airport.

Ight, that's all good.

Nah dude, my buddy's cool - but I hate being there with his girlfriend. It's like she hasn't grasped the concept of not interrupting every word out of our mouths. I hate being their steering wheel.
by PYSHINATOR January 4, 2020
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Wheel Of Death

A circus performance which has 2 or 1 hamster wheels on the both ends of a handle and is suspended by wires or sometimes a stand. They mostly stand around 25-40 feet depending on how its built.
Person 1 : Have you seen a wheel of death act?
Person 2 : Yea, I was scared shitless when he started jumproping.
by loleieolss July 25, 2022
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Wheel Barreling

When your girlfriend/wife says she is going to give you a threesome but has zero intentions of actually doing it.
My girlfriend keeps wheel barreling me about a threesome with the neighbor lady.
by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022
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13th wheel

In a group of 7 friends, the only person who is not in a relationship. (The 6 friends and their partners + 13th wheel = 13) This character may be known as lone wolf, the bachelor, the free man. Most likely the coolest of the group, too cool for the opposite sex. The 13th wheel does not in anyway care that he/she is the 13th wheel. He/she's cool with it. Really fine with this.
Guy 1: Hey do you want to come hang out with me, Guy 2, Guy 3, Guy 4, Guy 5, and Guy 6? By the way our girlfriends are gonna be there too

You: No thanks man, I don't wanna be a 13th wheel.
by vanzeven November 25, 2022
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A dildo on wheels

“And Case why did you start arguing anyway?”
“To cover up the fact he looks like a dildo on wheels”
by tw: Ed Sheeran May 9, 2022
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Larry Wheels

An ex powerlifter strongman and bodybuilder turned arm wrestler.
He's eastern european and west african but his dad died when he was young in the Bronx, he ad his mom moved to hawai, then back to ny and he started lifting then did gear and did amazingly in powerlifting.
Used "worlds strongest bodybuilder" after entering a bodybuilding show to become popular.
Sadly he's very injury prone and only arm wrestler now, he may like sweaty georgian men named levan but thats besides the point.
He has a fanbase of man teenage lifters who think he's the best lifter alive and constantly meme random videos of him. Even after he stopped powerlifting he did "big rep lifts" to make this fanbase go crazy.

He roars a lot and kills his skin while deadlifting.
*larry wheels lifting after an hour of arm wrestling and smiling*:UAHHHHHHHHAAHHHHH
*random kid*:Larry being Larry.
by Necrozma Beam January 17, 2022
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