The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.

"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

by UpNDemGuts July 15, 2009

shit wheel

Someone who always hangs around you that you hate, but cant get rid of. Like a 3rd wheel only with shit on it.

I wish your brother would stop coming over he is such a shit wheel.

by G Diddy April 7, 2004

Wheel of Sex

(Noun)

A game of chance that is played when two or more males sexually approach a female and the female does not know who to pick to fuck.

How to play the "Wheel of Sex":

1. Firstly, a spinner (Not unlike the spinner used in the universally renown game of twister) will be appropriated. The spinner represents the "Wheel". The unlucky female will then stand on the "Wheel", and the two or more males will stand on any point on the diameter of the spinner's arc.
2. The female will spin the "wheel", and the closest male to the spinner's pointer will be fucked by the female.

Vanessa: Damn, Mark and Nathan both want to fuck me but I don't know who to pick!

Richard: Don't worry! There is an easy solution to the predicament at hand: The Wheel of Sex!

by Dank_nmemes July 31, 2017

Rusty Wheelbarrow

Two parties engaging in a Rusty Trombone while wearing 70's-style, lace-up rollerskates. Both people are in motion on their skates; speed to be determined by participants.

"Honey, I prefer the intimacy of the Rusty Trombone, but tonite the danger of the Rusty Wheelbarrow is the only way I'm going to climax."

by The Dharmabums May 30, 2006

big wheel rider

This is an act for a very sensual night. It is very important before you engage in this sexual act that you stretch thoroughly, especially in the groin area. First you strip down fully naked besides your socks. Socks are the key to perfect the big wheel rider. You first insert the man's penis into the woman's vagina. Next step: The woman does a cartwheel while the penis is still inserted inside the woman's vagina. However many cartwheels is totally acceptable. When the man ejaculates, keep on continuing in the sexual manner of the big wheel rider. It is considered the Big Wheel Rider In A Snowstorm when that happens. Works well with a woman who participates in gymnastics and a man who drinks a lot of fucking booze.

That bitch knows how to perform the big wheel rider... VERY NICE HIGH FIVE!

by IT'S GATOR BITCHES January 22, 2011

Big Wheel Bitches

A gang of girls that all graduated from the elite School of Awesomeness.

Chances are you will never be able to be in this elite group, because you most likely barely graduated from the School of Mediocre.

The Big Wheel Bitches are so freakin' awesome, you wish you could be one, but most likely you can't and never will be.

by Bitter Red June 12, 2008

wheelchair

Marijuana that makes you tired, dizzy, slothful, or recumbant. Wheelchair is usually the least desireable index by which marijuana is appreciated though some users have a preference for it. Wheelchair has a high analgesic and anasthetic effect without the euphoria that would be found in happy pot.

I picked up some wheelchair pot for my grandmother to help her with her arthritis.

by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007